The kid champloo is back in the dating game...i haven't been single since pokemon cards were hot....but my homies (most of which are either married or have girls) always are trying to give me advice...here are the top 5 things i hear when they explain to me about finding a girl...
1. Looks aren't everything.
1. Looks aren't everything.
Me: And why the fuck not! Look im not denzel but damn i ain't ungly either...im not looking for a straight dime but is a high 7 much to ask for?
2. You need to stop using the L-Word or somebody gon get the wrong idea.
Me: Very true statement. I call females love, dear or miss...its nothing special to me...my mother raised a gentlemen what can I say? And if it doesn't start with I or end with you...i prolly don't mean im madly in love with you...there is ONE and ONLY ONE chick i say i love you to on a daily basis....and i do love her to death...but she know the deal already...understands and works with a youngin...she's my bestfriend (shout to justin battle...read the interview to understand hoes)
3. You can't be picky.
Me: Once again Why the Fuck Not? Im saying i just want a chick who is interesting...thas all...is that too much to ask? Then again im in texas...yeesh...but the college dropout wasn't recorded in a day...THEREFORE...i will continue to be picky.
4. Don't trust myspace.
Me: Ain that the truth...these females have "myspace angles"....chick look like hallie berry in the pic then you meet her and she look like Monique...*grumble*....AND believe me im not these desperate niggas....so if you think we meet then imma be like "well im out here might as well hit"...no no no...not champloo...wonder why? Hit up 1 and 3 for further assistance....
5. Well champ what exactly do you want in a girl?
these two mixed together with big boobies....nuff said
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