Dear Rosario Dawson,
I go by the name E*Klipse Tha Champloo
I need your help. A women of your caliber is hard to come by and with the grim news that your now marry could you help me find someone like you? I mean your really into music. You and Andre 3000 made classic music together. On top of that you don't mind drinking beer and watching movies. That is exactly what I'm looking for in girl. Somebody who doesn't mind following behind a struggling rapper/producer. True my rhymes or beats may not be on the level of Kanye or Jay but I'm grinding everyday to make it happen. Studying Hip Hop and Music so that one day i can be named in somebodies rap column as at least being underground.
And yes ma am i understand the fact that you did send me somebody before BUT honestly the packaging was awesome but the initial presentation was a wee bit off. Maybe you were testing me but in the end i had to let it go. ONLY now realizing that people change and good things come to those who wait. *sigh* Please take pity on me ms. Dawson. As of late I've been surrounded by fake females or ones who aren't my type at all. (is natural hair too much to ask?)
So please Ms. Dawson find it in your heart to help a (once) loveless bastard find his birth right. And i promise this time around i will be more patient, tell the truth and find it in my heart to forgive.
Yours Truly,
Champloo
(cousin of Cupid Valentino).
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