How To Date Champloo 101.

ms proper put something on her blog a few days ago about dating musicians and i got to thinking...dating champloo is like nothing you will ever experience so why not help out?

step 1.

just understand that 9 times outta 10 you will not be above music...but at times you will be...lets be real...FL studio has yet to fry me up a bologna and egg sandwich while giving me head AND SOLVE AN RUBIX CUBE...believe me...some of yall females can do that

step 2.

if you're not willing to explore sexually NEXT! i don't have time for naw i don't do this...naw i don't do that...that is boring...im sorry but uh you gotta be some sort of a freak for me to be interested....not a hoe tho...just a freak...if you boned more niggas than i got fingers and toes you better not that im tryna wife it...and thats alot considering i got webbed feet and count each web....

step 3.

understand that i joke alot...and to me well its a joke...if i say something that offends im sorry but please understand i don't mean to hurt you or feel less of ya self...if i talk to you then i must think the world of you...even tho you got a head like Tisha Campbell

step 4.

don't LISTEN to ya damn home girls...them bucket bitches haven't had a man SINCE Tisha Campbell was on "Martin" and don't think for a second they looking out for ya best interest when she text me on the low telling me you that you still seeing ya ex...calling me talking bout they getting they rubix cube skills up...don't get up check step one again

step 5.

show interest in what im doing...you don't have to know every word off of A Tribe Called Quest first album (just Kanye West "College Dropout"...haha...no really) but AT LEAST act like you care...tell me what you think....don't be a groupie either tho...if you not feeling it let know...sometimes i'll go ahead but if im aiming for ya audience then i'll go back to the drawing board just for you...well kinda

and if all else fails....



be her

crumbs.

day.