The Eternal Stuggle

*MAN NIGGA YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER BLOG LOVE AND ISH AGAIN*

*I LIED SO STFU GO READ ONSMASH OR SOMETHING SHEESH*

since the beginning of time dudes have to deal with two major obstacles...shaving...and your girlfriends friend...you know which one im talking about...that one friend who just erk yo damn nerves...case in point...



cept...i think im shorter than Martin and my problem doesn't look as good as pam...long story short when i met my chick she knew this chick...they were mad tight..BUT from the moment i layed eyes on her it was something about her i just didn't like...THEN...she opened her mouth...not hi...or hello but "ew nigga why yo jeans so tight"...you know them older chicks who chill with younger cats to feel well young again? Thats her...imagine Precious mama...but skinny...drinking 24/7 look like she should be applying for welfare...and think im lame because well she never met a nigga like me before...which doesn't make sense...any way they had a huge falling out...and im not gon lie i was happy...shhhhhhiiiiiiittttttt....i like the rest of my girl friends...they mad cool...so after an amazing 2 months...i get a call.... "hey me and [pam] have kissed and made up....

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

WHY LORD??? WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!! *pauses* oh yea...but still it wasn't worth all this...

so now i gotta deal with her all over again...and what kills me most is the fact that she is that chick that wants to fuck ya man...she tried to mess with my girl's ex when she dated him...and she was all buddy buddy with that dude...and that dude did her soooo grimey....but one reason she kept him around was because [pam] used to convince her to...but here comes Champloo a few months later and she keeps telling her "girl he lame...you need to get rid of him"...see the problem here? she don't wanna fuck me (thank God) so she don't want me around???...what kind of shit is that? *rubs temples* not to mention she going through relationship problems of her own so SHE BITTER TOO...there is nothing like the bitter friend...who doesn't even like me because i don't act or do what everybody else does...i can't help it if im an individual and like who i am...not to say im perfect but im comfortable with who i am..and since she still hangs around of bunch of younger cats...she's not...well...to war i go again...

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